Stockport Manager Concedes: Season Over

 MANAGER CONCEDES: SEASON OVER

Stockport County News

Friday, August 15th 2014

Just his 2nd week on the job, club manager WillC has pulled out a major shock in the Stockport community, conceding that Stockport County's season 11 campaign was officially over, despite the season yet to commence!
It is believed that the majority of The Hatters squad is on the outer with the manager, with club officials warning loyal fans to expect a lot of transfer activity over the coming hours.
This comes after reports of the club in crisis mode where a majority of the players have refused to participate in training just days out from the opening league match. The players have demanded an apology and a 'please explain' over the lack of professionalism shown in the sacking of former Vice Captain, Thiago NEVES.

Stockport Manager, WillC said:

"This player revolt is absurd and childish. The owners and I have come to the conclusion that a complete rebuild is necessary. Due to a lack of funding, it may take several seasons to complete my 'dream team'."

The only players expected to survive the squad clean-out is 70 rated AM, D.SERNA and 87 rated CM, N.KRSTICIC. Stockport County may face expulsion from the SMFA if they do not acquire the minimum 21 players by tomorrow.

[L-R] SERNA and KRSTICIC were the only players who refused to join the 'dark side'

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STOCKPORT COUNTY SIGN ALESSIO ROMAGNOLI and co

The positive news is that Stockport County have lured Italian wonderkid A.ROMAGNOLI away from Atletico Paranaense to Division 4 of EC7046. ROMAGNOLI was set to join his new team AS Roma later this week but a last ditch plea from Stockport County officials was enough to sway his mind.

Stockport manager WillC believes the 19 year old defender will play an important part in the squads season 11 campaign.

"In Alessio we have a player that leads by example who will drive the players around him with his enthusiasm for the game. Romagnoli was on the top of my list for a marquee and as soon as I knew we had a chance we acted quickly to sign him."

Alessio Romagnoli, 82 rated Defender will be a key figure in Stockport County's Season 11 campaign.

A tireless worker, ROMAGNOLI has represented Italy on multiple occasions at U16, U17, U19 & U21 levels. Romagnoli's scintillating form saw him make a starting debut for The Azzurri in the 2014 Season 11 World Cup.

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Besiktas starlet K.FREI and FC Krasnodar workhorse Y.GAZINSKY will also join Stockport County on multi million dollar deals.

[L-R] 84 rated attacking midfielder Karim Frei , 83 rated defensive midfielder Yuri Gazinskiy

Club Legend, Thiago Neves Sacked

STOCKPORT COUNTY

CLUB LEGEND, THIAGO NEVES SACKED!
Breaking News
Stockport County have dumped vice captain Thiago NEVES, just a few days after the sacking of former head coach, Pinkman (Forum).
New Manager WillC has advised that NEVES, had failed to impress and could not be guaranteed a spot on the bench let alone in the starting XI. It is believed that NEVES had turned down a lucrative offer to become the waterboy so his future at Stockport appears to be over.
NEVES made 152 appearances for The Hatters as well as a 17 game stint with Rotherham United back in Season 6. His outstanding haul of 50 goals and 51 assists over this period as a midfielder made him a cult figure amongst the Stockport County faithful. He was the players and supporters player of the year for the last two years which makes this announcement all the more surprising. 

Stockport Manager, WillC said:

"Wasn't a hard decision. NEVES was a great leader but unfortunately his footballing skills were not up to my standards."

Club legend Thiago NEVES 88, heading home.

Stockport County Unveil New Manager

Stockport County Unveil New Manager
Breaking News

Stockport County have gone down under to land their new boss - and have unveiled Australian WillC as the man to replace caretaker coach Pinkman (Forum).

Pinkman (Forum) was unable to impress Stockport County officials in his short tenure at the club. Ultimately, Poor results and a failure to check-in to the club over the past 30 days proved to be his eventual downfall.

This comes after the infamous departure of former Stockport County manager Tony (Forum), who walked out on the club earlier this season to take over Burton Albion in division 3.

It is reported that Stockport County fans have welcomed the relegation of Burton Albion to division 4 and have begun making Anti-Tony Tifo's in preparation for their upcoming home and away fixtures next season. New Stockport County manager WillC, has vehemently denied any bad blood between the two fan bases, despite being caught on tape handing out "Rise against Tony" flyers around the Greater Manchester region.

"Rise against Tony" rally in Stockport

Stockport County Manager, WillC said:

"We are a small club and I'm just doing what I can in terms of marketing. I have nothing to do with these flyers."

The Australian born manager is currently with the Italian national team for their upcoming World Cup campaign and will return to Stockport later this week to begin pre-season training.